The Man Behind the Mustache

As you’re well aware, my campaign to become your next President is well underway. Oh we’ve had some good times so far, haven’t we? I’ve gotten the chance to shake some hands, kiss some babies, and get to know some real folks on the campaign trail. But I haven’t had the chance to meet all of you out there just yet, but between now and when the polls open on November 8, I’m going to do everything in my power to shake each and every eligible voter’s hand in this country, even if I have to break down some doors in the process. This will also give me the chance to showcase my door-breaking skills to you, which I’ll use to my advantage once I’m sworn in as your next commander-in-chief. Until then check out this video to learn more about the man behind the mustache.

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